1. The Lurker - Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything.
2. The Hyena - Doesn't ever really say anything. Just “LOL” and “LMAO” at everything.
3. Mr/Ms Popular - Has 4367 friends for no reason
4. The Gamer - Plays words with friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc. All Day.. :)
5. The Spiritualist - Each post makes reference to God
6. The Robber - Steals status updates & will maybe steal this one.
7. The Cynic - Hates their life and all in it. As evidenced by the serious attitude in all of their status updates.
8. The Collector - Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9. The Advertiser - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10. The Liker - Never actually says anything, but always clicks "Like" button.
11. The Hater - Every post revolves around someone hating them and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.
12. The Anti-Proofreader - This person would gain very much from Spell-Check and sometimes you feel bad for them since you don’t know if they were typing fast or actually cant spell.
13. Drama King/Queen - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They going to make me snap today!” in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.
14. The Rooster – Feels that it is their job to notify Facebook "Good Morning" daily.
15. The News – All the time updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how illogical..